Almost Jailbait

Briefly today I was jailbait waiting to happen. Since my driver's license expired yesterday, along with my license plates, and since my front license plate went missing a few weeks ago - had I been pulled over today en route to the Bureau I could have been arrested and seriously fined. When I got pulled over at 2:30AM a couple weeks ago for no reason other than to see if I were drunk I was sweating bullets that he didn't look at the front plate, or lack there of. They ticket you for that shit here in Ohio.